School Mascot Mugs

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Teacher's pet dog

I expect you all to be team players

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Cleaning Lockers.

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'How do you like school?'

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."