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'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Teacher's pet dog

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Cleaning Lockers.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."