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Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Save the unicorn.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

The sunglasses.

Carbon Dating

The hall of bad ideas.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Body Building Mishap

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Facial hair continental drift.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Scary things in the museum

"...And we ask that you please not make fun of the name."