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'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

"Bad news, you have bookworms"

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Star Wars Audience

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Boarway Show

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Body Building Mishap

Arrest of La Tuta