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'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

Save the unicorn.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Now all we need is a good script."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Facial hair continental drift.

Body Building Mishap

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Life is ghoul

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"We've done volcano and twister. We need another movie about a natural disaster and my first marriage came to mind."

"I love strong coffee."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

Poirots of the Caribbean