Team Mascot Lover Prints

'You don't like it? But 'Cheezy' is the perfect nickname for you!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Hockey Season.

"That's our new church mascot."

Playing pig

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

I expect you all to be team players

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Pardon my glove."

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Wheelchair Basketball

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Don't play with your food!

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."