Taxi Wrangler Gifts

"These days it's getting harder and harder to get a cab!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Cow Pilot.

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Two robots are playing table football.