Taxi Wrangler Pillows

"These days it's getting harder and harder to get a cab!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.