Tax Whisperer Gifts

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

Tax Preparation Service - Free alterations.

'I.R.S.: the buck ultimately stops here.'

'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'

'It has been a disastrous year, we haven't made any money at all.'

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

I'm sorry, Mr. Timpson, you still have to pay your taxes for 19967.

"What's the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? Jail."

Colombian Tax Reform

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Rising Gas Prices

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

Ukraine War Clouds

In the red

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

Tax haven.

"My hunch is heads will roll."

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

'You can come in now - the auditors have gone.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'