Tax Whisperer Pillows

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

Tax Preparation Service - Free alterations.

'I.R.S.: the buck ultimately stops here.'

'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'

'It has been a disastrous year, we haven't made any money at all.'

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

I'm sorry, Mr. Timpson, you still have to pay your taxes for 19967.

"What's the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? Jail."

Colombian Tax Reform

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Rising Gas Prices

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

In the red

Ukraine War Clouds

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

Tax haven.

"My hunch is heads will roll."

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

IRS, 'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'