Tax Time Prankster Gifts

"Relax! You loaded the monopoly game by mistake instead of the 'Prepare Your Income Tax' program."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

Panama Papers Scandal

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

Money laundering.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'