Tax-savvy Prankster Gifts

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Yes, they are all dependants."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Money laundering.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."