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'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

Money laundering.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"