Tax Time Prankster T-Shirts

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."