Tax Karaoke Kings Gifts

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Robbie Williams

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Karaoke night.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

City centre pub.

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Mick Jagger.

Pizza and Karaoke

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Mick Jagger

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

Cliff Richard

Will Self does karaoke

Ceilidh Minogue.

Rhinestone Accountant

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

'Managers karaoke night'

"Curry okay?"

Elvis

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."