Tax-averse Chivalrous Pillows

Bring comfort and humor to your tax-averse, chivalrous loved one's space with our cozy pillows. A soft reminder that nobility can be gentle even when taxes loom.

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'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?' mockup

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me." mockup

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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Car joust.

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A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess mockup

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

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"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it." mockup

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

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'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!' mockup

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

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"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner." mockup

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

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Knight

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"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible." mockup

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

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"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes." mockup

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

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'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!' mockup

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

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"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them." mockup

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

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Sir Cowalot.

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'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.' mockup

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

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Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

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"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!" mockup

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

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"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book." mockup

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

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Romantic Dreams

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'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?' mockup

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

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Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

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"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife." mockup

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

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'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?' mockup

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

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"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!" mockup

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

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Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword. mockup

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

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'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

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It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are? mockup

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

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"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour." mockup

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

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"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!" mockup

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

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"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."

"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race." mockup

"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."

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Fighting the Dragon

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"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy." mockup

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

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'I have a lot of issues with chafing.' mockup

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

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'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.' mockup

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

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Tax-averse Chivalrous Pillows Collection

Tax-averse Chivalrous Mugs

Explore our wide range of mugs perfect for tax-averse, chivalrous souls—witty designs that make mornings a little brighter.

Tax-averse Chivalrous Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the noble and cautious—funny, charming, and uniquely suited for tax-averse spirits.

Tax-averse Chivalrous T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for tax-averse, chivalrous individuals—perfect for combining wit and noble charm in everyday wear.