Tax-averse Chivalrous Gifts

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

Sir Cowalot.

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Romantic Dreams

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."