Tax-averse Advocate Pillows

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Tax confusion.

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

Deficit collectors...

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

Fair Tax

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

The national burden...

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Duty Free Closed to Public

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

"We at the Internal Revenue Service are cognizant that the individual citizen, in many cases, pays more tax than some of the larger corporations...nonetheless we also feel that we have a good thing going."

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

"I've noticed that our tax system trends to favor bigger, meaner citizens."

"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."

'Taxi, sir?'