Tavern Muse T-Shirts

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Time? Time's relative.'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Shanahan's

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'I came up here as phase two of a 'Buy Low, Sell High' strategy.'

"Now hold that."