Tasseography Gifts

'Oooh! How thrilling! A murder mystery!

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Sign Reform

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Very funny."

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Banana striptease...

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.