Tasseography Prints

'Oooh! How thrilling! A murder mystery!

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'I told you. . . H not S!'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Very funny."

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

Banana striptease...

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"