Tatting Gifts

Brain Tattooist

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Bad fake tan day.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

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"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Trucker's tan?'