Tatting Pillows

Brain Tattooist

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Bad fake tan day.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Toys in the DVD Player.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Trucker's tan?'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time