Trendsetter In Tat Gifts

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

Hair Crop Circle

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Coffee Tattoo

Merger at 28th and Lex

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Bun Lift

At One With Nature

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."