Tattoo Trendsetters Gifts

More Medicare Dollars taken From Seniors

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

'I distinctly asked for LOVE and HATE!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Born to raise interest rates.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"