Tarot Card Collector Pillows

Fortune Tellers Convention

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Ill next Thursday

Nostradamus.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Monster Horrorscopes

Card shark

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Occassional cards'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Greeting Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Never date a medical illustrator.

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'