Tarot Enthusiast Pillows

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Nostradamus.

Carrot reading.

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Domestic Tarot: The Hanged Man

Domestic Tarot

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Psychic diving competition.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Ill next Thursday

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

The Inner Dog.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Monkey Business

Hog Futures

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Monster Horrorscopes

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Big Medium

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune Tellers Convention