Tarot And Mysticism Fans Pillows

Narcotics addiction.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Nostradamus.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

A prediction.