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Narcotics addiction.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Nostradamus.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"

"Now then, which life are you on?"

A prediction.