Tarot Card Aficionado Pillows

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Ill next Thursday

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Nostradamus.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

"Cheater!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Valentines for Things

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Dogs playing strip poker.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"