Tarot Card Aficionado Mugs

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Ill next Thursday

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Nostradamus.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Cheater!"

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Valentines for Things

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Diamond Geezer.

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Dogs playing strip poker.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'