Tarot Card Collector Prints

Fortune Tellers Convention

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Ill next Thursday

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Nostradamus.

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

Monster Horrorscopes

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards