Tarot Card Fan Pillows

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Happy Easter

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Fricka arrives.

Ill next Thursday

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The Inner Dog.

Nostradamus.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Monster Horrorscopes

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Heyday.

Dairy Potter.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

fortune teller and credit card.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Fortune Teller.

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Cartoons to Order

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

I know how you feel … I still get carded. Bar.