Tardy Timekeeper Gifts

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'