"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
Tardy Timekeeper T-Shirts
Express your creative chaos with our tardy timekeeper T-shirts. These witty designs celebrate the fun in being late and are ideal for anyone who wears their laid-back attitude proudly.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."
Olga's Biological Clocks.
'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'
Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
"It's time to wake up!"
Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.
Pound sign in an hourglass.
'DO you know what time we start here?'
'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.
Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
"You're late."
Outstanding Time Management
John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.
Cuckoo bird in office.
"I charge by the grain."
'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'
'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'
'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'
"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."
'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'
Tardy Timekeeper T-Shirts Collection
Tardy Timekeeper Mugs
Looking for more humorous gifts for the creatively late? Check out our quirky mug collection for more designs that celebrate your unique timing.
Tardy Timekeeper Pillows
Sit back and relax with our humorous tardy pillows—ideal for those who take their time with style.
Tardy Timekeeper Prints
Brighten your space with our playful tardy timekeeper prints, a fun reminder that sometimes, late is just creative timing.