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John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Vaccination Passport

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Hoxton map.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Flight Socks.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.