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'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Thumbing a Lift.

Welcome Ghost.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Lavatory Waterfall

Mad For It

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

On Holiday