Timid Traveler Prints

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Thumbing a Lift.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

Lavatory Waterfall

Mad For It

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flight Socks.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."