Timeless Traveler Prints

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Sundial Time

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'