Old-timey Traveler T-Shirts

You had me at vintage.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Progress?

Overdoing it.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Scene on the English coast.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Seaside

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Rest area - 12 mile.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

1930's bather.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

The Bonvoy Age...

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'