Tapas Gifts

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Shake it all about sign on desk

Late/Too Late.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."