Tapas Gifts

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Storm in the out tray

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

37 years in the same position.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organization is not rocket science!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Inout baskets.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Shake it all about sign on desk