Tap Gifts

Dancing in a circle

Peel poker.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Hipsters"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Tiny Visions

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Radiator jazz player

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."