Tablet Tappers Gifts

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Bring out yer books!'

Digital Fomo!

'Read any good Apps lately?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

i-teddy

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Family Time

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Dancing in a circle

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Books on tablets.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"They have so much in common."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

Teamwork

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"