Tablet Taster Gifts

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

My comfort zone

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Octopi a la mode.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Big Burgers.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Childhood Screen Addict

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -