Therapy Taster Gifts

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

"Wine not?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Brew Clubs

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Little Dark Specks

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

"Bottled or tap?"

"Enough yin. More yang."

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'