Pencil Tapper Gifts

'Stop tapping that pencil on your desk!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Brain storm

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I'm not buying it."

Cow cartooning block.

Office Woman

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

society of cartoonists...

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Accountants around the campfire.

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Cartoonist thinking'

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'