Pencil Tapper Gifts

'Stop tapping that pencil on your desk!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Brain storm

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"I'm not buying it."

Cow cartooning block.

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

Office Woman

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'Cartoonist thinking'

The Chrysler Buildinger

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

society of cartoonists...