Tapas Enthusiast Gifts

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

Tapas

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'How would you like your toast?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Executive Tacos

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

Served "giant claw" style.

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Free range hot dogs