Tapas Enthusiast Gifts

Tapas

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'How would you like your toast?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Executive Tacos

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Served "giant claw" style.

Free range hot dogs

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Do you do catering?"

Tacosaurus Mex