Talent Show Season Pillows

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

The Ox Factor

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'You call that carol singing?'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

Mic Drop

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

"I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!"