Talent Show Pillows

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

The Drummer

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Trump commissions song

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

The Ox Factor

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'You call that carol singing?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

Jerusalem's Got Talent