Tale_of_survival_enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know why you are always complaining. I, on the other hand, have come up with a ton of cartoons!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Well did he?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.